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How on Earth is it even possible for Trucy to be cuter than Pearl Fey? Is it the hat? And isn't that banned by the Geneva conventions, under the provisions for Weapons of Mass Moe?

-Jonathan

He had been nearly at the end of the training course when everything started to go wrong.

So he walked into the final room. Unlike its predecessors, it was mixed. Guns, stealth, hacking, a little bit of everything. He had seen the robot at the far end of the room, picked up a few boxes and threw them into the canal crossing the room, then picked up a box full of explosives, which promptly slipped out of his hands and exploded.

Butterfingers.

In addition to that pain, there was the emotional pain of Reyes informing him about a second after he nearly blows himself to Kingdom Come to be careful with the TNT boxes. (Quite the joker, that Jaime. Ha ha.) Then there was the sentry bot noticing him and stomping over to have a look-see. And then a shoot-see. And suddenly, Denton was in more pain than he had ever imagined. Luckily, the robot had apparently been programmed to start firing rubber bullets when he reached a certain pain threshold, so he was only in agonizing pain instead of, y'know, dead. Ironically, he really, really wanted to be dead all of a sudden.

Somehow, he managed to gather up the multitool and pistol someone had oh-so-cleverly stashed behind columns, and lower the bridge across the canal. He had managed to do so despite not being able to feel his arms and legs, but exactly how was a question he would leave to greater, less-concussed minds than his. He opened the exit door and slumped out.

Denton was proud of himself for not crying out in the room, beyond a grunt or two. Then he imagined what his brother would say, and groaned. Paul was never going to shut up about this.

For obvious reasons(my games being 4000 miles away), it's off for the forseeable future. Sorry.

Wakka, aside from being named by Fozzie bear, mentions that he was exploring a cave with Tidus. His last name may be Schrodinger, since the cave literally didn't exist until he pointed it out. Sora wastes no time in running into the dark cave. The "coma dream" theory gains support by the second.

Inside the cave, Our Hero finds a mysterious door, and a drawing of himself and Riku. He flahes back to the time l'il Kairi and l'il himself drew the respective pictures, and adds himself feeding a papau to Ri--wait, my director has informed me that young Sora was drawing Kairi. The white hair is just a result of Sora drawing with limestone. He is actually expressing his feelings for the girl.

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