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[mcity]

From a "Things I've Learned From My Patients" thread on a forum.

Also, sex ed is very important, but was definitely not taught very well back in the day... and this is how a very old woman ends up coming into the ED repeatedly and being diagnosed with bladder infections.. until, with further examination, it is found that despite proclaiming to still be, "intimate" with her husband, her hymen is still mostly intact and her urethra is grotesquely stretched.

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[mcity.livejournal.com]

There was a story on BME Zine which I can't find a link to about a woman who came in with her BF to have a clitoral hood piercing. He informed her they wouldn't be able to have sex for a while afterward. They talked about it for a while, then went outside. The piercing guy assumed they were going to the ATM to get money.

They...weren't.

The piercer discovered, to his horror, that she didn't feel the need to clean herself out afterward.

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

LOL! I wash my hair before I get a haircut! Dear god.