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From a "Things I've Learned From My Patients" thread on a forum.

Also, sex ed is very important, but was definitely not taught very well back in the day... and this is how a very old woman ends up coming into the ED repeatedly and being diagnosed with bladder infections.. until, with further examination, it is found that despite proclaiming to still be, "intimate" with her husband, her hymen is still mostly intact and her urethra is grotesquely stretched.

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PROTIP

If your pizza has oven only instructions on it, do not try and cook it in a microwave.

I have two more servings of the limp, noodly thing to eat. Urgh.

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I find it singularly unoriginal to mae reference to Linkin Park when referring to angst. Innumerable posts on innumerable forums reading merely "CRAWLING INNNNNN MY SKIN!!!!!!" lead to no small amount of frustration on the part of those L.P. fans-a number which I count myself among-who know that, aside from the ridiculous title, CMS is actually one of Linkin Park's better singles.

No, seriously, I have that as the tag for my angsty posts here ironically.