deepq.diaryland.com: Sept 27 2003
Mar. 17th, 2009 09:58 pm"Actually sir, that IS a turd in your soup."
And in case you were wondering, my bathroom is about four feet wide. Not so much of an achievement.
The bathroom wall is cold against my back....I can't believe I actually thought I was being clever.
My pants are down, and as I strain, I feel release.
I probably should stop peeing from across the room.
And in case you were wondering, my bathroom is about four feet wide. Not so much of an achievement.