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"Actually sir, that IS a turd in your soup."

The bathroom wall is cold against my back.

My pants are down, and as I strain, I feel release.

I probably should stop peeing from across the room.
...I can't believe I actually thought I was being clever.

And in case you were wondering, my bathroom is about four feet wide. Not so much of an achievement.
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