deepq.diaryland.com: Sept 27 2003

"Actually sir, that IS a turd in your soup."

The bathroom wall is cold against my back.

My pants are down, and as I strain, I feel release.

I probably should stop peeing from across the room.

...I can't believe I actually thought I was being clever.

And in case you were wondering, my bathroom is about four feet wide. Not so much of an achievement.