mcity

Bolton: Sorry, Jonn, OMG ONOZ doesn't qualify as the animation sample our admissions require.

MCity: Crap. So I need to create a hand-drawn animation by 7PM tomorrow. I guess I'll just try to make some headway during my eight hours of wo--

Boss: Um, yeah...the office is gonna need you to go ahead and do an inventory of our computer accessories section.

MCity: asdfghjkl;

(SIX HOURS AND CHANGE LATER)

MCity: I'm going to stop here and pick up again tomorrow. Of course, this means that I can pull out my sketchbook and work on the animation, as long as--

Metric Ton of Customers: 'Sup!

MCity: zxcvbnm,

(HOUR AND CHANGE LATER)

Mcity: At least I can get some work done at home.

Elbow: Hurting now.

Mcity: qwertyuiop

(THE END)

A gentleman came into the store today and asked if we had Windows 98.

We are an International middle-man trading company with our corporate headquarters based in UK and liaison offices in 36 countries from across Europe, Africa and Northern America

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Comes to you this day Roland Deschain, Of Gilead that was. Long days and pleasant nights to you, Sai. I have never been in the cloth business before, I deal in lead. But my grow bag is empty. and I could use some cash. Funeral expenses alone have drained my gunna, say big big. yer bugger!

http://www.scamorama.com/deschain_taylor.html

Random fact. I chatted with a customer who came into the store about the Dark Tower a week or two back. When he came back, I asked him his name, hoping to make some sort of pnemonic so I would actually remember it, for once.

He said his name was "Eddie.(spoilers)"

My first thought was "You have got to be [bleep]ing kidding me."

Look, buddy, I doubt an official Scrubs website would have the copyright at the bottom claiming ownership only for the content of the site, and disavowing responsibility for anything hosted on external websites. No, it's not a "paranoid conspiracy theory", and stop talking over me with that smug grin on your face. The official Scrubs website wouldn't need to use external hosts, it wouldn't use Google ads, and it wouldn't be so ugly. The fact that it changed ownership, whether true or not, has nothing to do with the fact that you're not watching it on an official website.

In fact, gentle reader, why not decide for yourself? Which one of these is not an official Scrubs website?
( Sincerely, Jonn )