mcity: (Beyond Good and Evil 2)


On Saturday, I go to ASDA, buy a jacket, and forget to have it deactivated. I pause when the beepy thing goes off, and clear it up with the Customer Service desk--right next to the exit--show the nice lady my receipt, and be on my way.

Today I find a vlog from KatersOneSeven, who was nearly arrested over a mistake leaving JC Penny. At least, that's what I gleaned from the comments, since I took one look at her teary face in the video and went NOPE.avi.

Funny thing is, one of the top comments said their heart was broken, and "the UK" was with Kate. Really? All of it? Did you ask everyone?

PROTIP:

Feb. 11th, 2012 09:47 pm
mcity: (Default)
Pasta salad, like revenge, is best served cold.
mcity: (Default)
Seriously, not every website needs a SOPA blackout, and it's ironic that you're haranguing sites, such as Gawker Media, that say they won't. Ironic because the protests are about freedom.

-J

AAAAAAAHHH!

Dec. 2nd, 2011 10:27 am
mcity: (Default)
From today's Our Daily Bread:

College students rent a house from my sister and her husband. One night, a thief attempted to break in. When the young woman living there called the police to tell them that a break-in was in progress, the operator responded in an unusual way: “You’ll have to call back in the morning. We’re just too busy right now.” That response was very disturbing! The young woman had done the right thing by calling the police, but for some reason her plea for help was disregarded. That kind of indifference is upsetting.
"Upsetting" seems like something of an understatement.
mcity: (Default)
They already started the Christmas promotions at my local Sainsbury's.

Speaking of which, let's segue into the Modern Warfare 3 launch standee.





Yes, that 3 is upside down. Let's segue into the petrol station outside.



To be fair, the name don't give you much to work with. Let's segue into the flat's bathroom.



Let's segue into the end of this post.
mcity: (Default)
...that the people who defend their language choices by claiming that the person talking to them is using "the Tone Argument" are likely to feel no qualms about analyzing the "Tone" of others for resemblance to things they find offensive, or that they claim others find offensive?

I'd really like to see what happens if the analyzed person draws first and claims Party A is using the Tone Argument on them. Pretty good odds they'd drop some nonsense about cultural "context".

WHY.jpg

Oct. 22nd, 2011 02:55 pm
mcity: (jawdrop)
From a "Things I've Learned From My Patients" thread on a forum.

Also, sex ed is very important, but was definitely not taught very well back in the day... and this is how a very old woman ends up coming into the ED repeatedly and being diagnosed with bladder infections.. until, with further examination, it is found that despite proclaiming to still be, "intimate" with her husband, her hymen is still mostly intact and her urethra is grotesquely stretched.
...
mcity: (Default)
http://blog.motorists.org/mandatory-in-car-breathalyzers-coming/

Basically, the blog speculates that cars will have mandatory breathalysers. And sure enough, the very first comment...

I grew up during the cold war when everyone was suspected of being a communist (Thank you Joe McCarthy)

I was a young man during the drug wars and the appointment of the first “Drug Czar” (Thank you George H. W. Bush”

I was a grown man when our country embraced Civil Commitment for sex offenders, Megan’s Law, and Jessica’s Law. ) Thank you radical right and U. S. Supreme Court)

I was a grown man when our country embraced making it illegal to smoke in public. (Maybe it’s not surprising that Nazi Germany was the most powerful anti-smoking movement in the world in the 1930s and early 1940s.)
Yes, that's right, he Godwin'd smoking laws.

I was a grown man when our country implemented the “Patriot Act” (Thank you George W. Bush)

Now I am almost a senior citizen and I am not surprised that the powers to be will attack drinker. They already take pictures of us in intersections and then send us traffic tickets.
I've noticed that a lot of drunk driving apologists refer to the government cracking down on drinking. That's like saying cracking down on axe murders is the same as coming down on all people who own axes. The fact that the "driving" part of DUI is taken for granted by them is rather telling.

I have had the opportunity and the privilege to travel to a country in Eastern Europe. I can tell you all that they have far more freedoms then we ever dreamed of. So when I see articles like this the following always comes to mind:
Wait for it...

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist; Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist; Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist; Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew; Then they came for the Drug Dealers, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Drug Dealer; Then they came for the Sex Offenders, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Sex Offender; Then they came for the Smokers, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Smoker; Then they came for the Terrorists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Terrorist; Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.
For those of you who are unaware, the original form of this is basically one step down from Godwin's Law, and was in fact referring to Nazis as the 'they' before it was co-opted by just about every single pretentious jackanapes on the Internet.

'Those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither' - Benjamin Franklin
I'd just like to point out the founding fathers were perfectly willing to sacrifice security for freedom. Clearly, there's some kind of exchange rate there.
mcity: (Default)
What...what is this?

(Yes, I know exactly what it is, thank you very much. I just find those captions amusing. Yes, I read captions about leather daddies for fun, what of it?)

"Brigadier, what a nice surprise! This your first visit to the boot-serfs' drill-yard? Yes, it's all very bijou in scale -- central London property prices mean it could hardly be otherwise, I'm afraid. Do you fancy a stint here? Ha, ha, ha -- no, I mean up here in the overseers' gallery! Oh, so you've taken a shine to that hulking blond lout, number 7C...I must warn you he's a thug...but of course I can have him sent to you this evening...no problem. Oh, you've noticed the fly of my breeches...yes, sir, I confess I do find this work pretty stimulating. Erm, why don't we go and have tea? Pierre has made some of what I gather are your favourite cakes -- cream horns -- and there's a rather delightful Met policeman I'd like you to meet..."


All I did was search flickr for "chav", for Pete's sake. I didn't expect there to be an intersect between Burberry and BDSM, but there you are. And here I was;

Mounted Scoutmaster 59
"My chavs all agree that much the most decadent of the military men they service regularly is my brother, seen here leaving my house last winter after a particularly wild debauch."

Who is supposed to be writing these, anyway? What character's hand pens these immortal lines? What sort of organization is this? How are promotions earned? Is there a divide between enlisted ranks and commissioned? I'm no trendsetter, no style pioneer, but this leather stuff looks high-quality, expensi--

Mounted Scoutmaster 82
"So-called ball-stretching is a fine and manly pursuit and useful too in that low-swinging gonads command respect everywhere. It's very much on my conscience I've not been paying greater attention to the Scout's needs in this regard. Anyway, the Master Saddler of an elite British Army cavalry unit tells me he will have a selection of different sizes for my lads to try on next week. As on previous occasions, we'll make it into a competition and I will ceremonially strap the winner into his stretcher. The Troop record is a stretcher with the eye-watering height of 160 mm."

AHAHAHAHAH.

This is just fantastic.

DISCLAIMER: I am not making fun of BDSM or it's practitioners itself, nor homosexuality, I am just saying that I find this one flickr account, of the one guy, amusing and interesting in a way that was not intended by the person who wrote it. This is also my reaction to politics.
mcity: (legion - D: face)
A firm called Fashion Architecture Taste, which is the equivalent of That Guy in every college-level art and English class ever, has a fake plan for a "typical family house". It includes an oddly shaped room called the "mastabatorium".

And that's all there is to say on the matter.
mcity: Rhett and Link - "Epic Rap Battle" (hips don't lie)
The Rastafarian movement often decries "Babylon", often equated to the establishment, and the greed and materialism of the Institution. It's roughly analogous to The Man.

Prominent dead Rasta, Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley, has coffee with his name on it.
mcity: (Default)
Then, ironically, someone realized that it was racist.

Funny thing; I have a few of these First World Problems, and I grew up in the Bahamas, which is considered Third World. Also, Know Your Meme says another term for FWP is "White Whine". And yes, there is a White Girl Problems submeme. I could go one about all the studies that show that at a certain point, more money just makes you more miserable, but lemme just show you something from Twitter.

therealkbaylis I always have to pee when there's no bathtrooms around #firstworldproblems


That's not a first world problem. That just means you need to get your bladder looked at. Unless the first World bit here is having indoor plumbing instead of an outhouse over a river outside your slum like in Slumdog Millionaire, which is just hi-larious.
mcity: (Default)


The gods on
high do not like when stuff like this comes out, because...they would
rather you be entertained by the dancing monkey on the glowing box, or
knowing what snookie wore that night then what your "elected" officials
are doing with your money.
Maybe they would, but they're not forcing you to watch TV, or update your Facebook, or--and this is extremely unlikely--watch Jersey Shore because you care about the protagonists beyond being something to laugh at. The Man does not make people apathetic.

This is from the end of the start of a chain letter someone on my flist posted, and while it is shameful veterans aren't compensated, it does no one any good to doublespeak The Man into being responsible for people not caring. It's a rhetorical trick to redirect everyone's anger at The System, and admittedly a pretty clever one. People read "government doing something bad" and "indifference" and their brain shorthands it as "the government is responsible for your indifference". Now you're mad at them for forcing--forcing--you to care about American Idol, and screwing over vets, the fiends. And if you're the sort that turns up their nose at the entertainments of the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd, it contributes to your feelings of superiority; you don't want to be one of that sort, do you? You care about the vets, doncha? Our boys in uniform, doncha? Doncha? Doncha?
mcity: (Default)
RULES ARE RULES: Jan Cline of Salem, Ore., is trying to fight off
terminal bone cancer. "Just by walking I can break a bone," she says.
Cline wants to be a good citizen and pay her mounting medical bills.
"It's a struggle," she says. "It's a struggle for me because I'm very
independent, used to taking care of myself." To help, she has been
selling off her possessions in a series of yard sales. The problem:
Salem has a law limiting residents to three yard sales per year. She
didn't know about the law until a city inspector stopped by her house
and ordered her to stop the sales. If she has another one within a
year, it's a misdemeanor and she'll be subject to a $300 fine. "I hope
no one else has to give their lives away for nickels and dimes and then
be told they can't even do that," Cline said. After explaining to the
inspector what she was doing and why, "He said, 'I'm sorry. Rules are
rules.'" (RC/KATU-TV) ..."Rules are rules" -- the bureaucratic
equivalent to the parental "Because I said so."
"The government is stupid because when a law was formulated it didn't include an extremely specific situation in which someone would need more than three yard sales a year."

1. Take crap you want to sell.
2. Distribute among friends.
3. Have them sell it and give you the money.
4. Profit!

Alternately;

1. EBay.
2. Profit!

Incidentally, according to TIT(heh), as soon as Cline's story was picked up by ABC news, she got a ton of donations, and the mayor was working to get the sales moved to commercial property. But nope, Cline wants an exception put in the law.

Would this be a "terminal cancer" exception? Because I am pretty sure this loophole will be abused. In fact, all you'd have to do is give your crap to a guy with terminal cancer to sell. In fact, this law is probably to stop people who want to end-run around a business license and/or zoning laws by having all the yard sales they want.
Also, lady, you are dying of cancer. Priorities. Worry about getting your stuff sold first.
mcity: (Default)
They asked her how she intends to keep her vow not to have sex again until she's married.

She plans to NOT HAVE SEX. It's not that difficult. Billions of people, in-depth, privately-financed studies indicate, are not having sex this very second.
mcity: (Default)
http://www.northwestmilitaryvehicles.com/products-ww2.html

The very first item is a women's swimsuit.

I think I want to join that army.

2025

S M T W T F S

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 26th, 2025 01:21 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios