Hats. Serious business.

http://cruftbox.com/cruft/docs/howtowashacap.html

Now if you are a women and are reading this, you may think, "Ha! I'll wash it while he's not wearing it and he'll never know!", but you are wrong. We may not notice you got a haircut or that the room got painted or that the kids are running with scissors, but we will notice if our cap gets washed. If you do it anyways, you may find some piece of your fancy silk clothes accidentally got washed the whites load with bleach and hot water. So keep your hands off your man's cap.

"I Have the Worst Dog" by *hellcorpceo

I Have the Worst Dog by *hellcorpceo on deviantART

This is why I'm a cat person.

>implying cats don't do this

Marketing Guy is a dick, gets exposed to millions on Penny Arcade

http://www.penny-arcade.com/2011/12/27/just-wow1

From: Ocean Marketing
To: Dave
Dec 26, 2011 2:19 PM

LOL Thanks for the Free PR I know the Editor N Chief of Kotaku , IGN , Engadget I’ll be meeting them at CES .The noise complaint was for people high up on the food chain in a corporate world of real estate you have no clue about. Thanks for the Rice Rocket Compliment too love me some motorcycle . Send that over to Engadget you look like a complete moron swearing and sending your customer service complaints to a magazine as if they will post it or even pay attention do you think you’re the first or the last what are they going to do demand us to tell you were your shipment is or ask for a refund on your behalf … Really ... Welcome to the Internet ? Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up. Grow up you look like a complete child bro. I Don’t have my controller so im gonna cry to the world … Really ?? Hey take that free time and do something more productive. All you had to do was check the like everyone else , people have inquired but you’re the douchiest of them all J