Marketing Guy is a dick, gets exposed to millions on Penny Arcade

[mcity]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/2011/12/27/just-wow1

From: Ocean Marketing
To: Dave
Dec 26, 2011 2:19 PM

LOL Thanks for the Free PR I know the Editor N Chief of Kotaku , IGN , Engadget I’ll be meeting them at CES .The noise complaint was for people high up on the food chain in a corporate world of real estate you have no clue about. Thanks for the Rice Rocket Compliment too love me some motorcycle . Send that over to Engadget you look like a complete moron swearing and sending your customer service complaints to a magazine as if they will post it or even pay attention do you think you’re the first or the last what are they going to do demand us to tell you were your shipment is or ask for a refund on your behalf … Really ... Welcome to the Internet ? Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up. Grow up you look like a complete child bro. I Don’t have my controller so im gonna cry to the world … Really ?? Hey take that free time and do something more productive. All you had to do was check the like everyone else , people have inquired but you’re the douchiest of them all J

Comments

[degraine.livejournal.com]

you should give me the benefit of the doubt before judging over one person’s bitching

*QI siren*

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I like how he seems nigh-incapable of understanding the idea that he might be in the wrong, or that he could be honestly judged and found wanting. Explains a lot.

[degraine.livejournal.com]

It reminds me of a...thing. Thingy. The one where a person confronted with a situation where their usual response won't work goes through anger, bluff, bargaining, denial then acceptance as reactions...something like that. I wish I could remember the name of it.

Of course, he skips back into anger/bluff again at the end so it's not perfect but yeah. Not a sterling example of humanity.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

>anger, bluff, bargaining, denial then acceptance

Those look roughly like the Kubler-Ross stages of grief, but in this context it seems more like the stages of being a dick.

[degraine.livejournal.com]

Yeah, while I was writing that I was thinking 'like the stages of grief but...not'. Maybe this sequence of reactions doesn't have a formal name, but I wouldn't bet on it.

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

I see your userpic and raise you a "Hawaii can come too".

[degraine.livejournal.com]

Always nice to see someone else who remembers that.

THE END

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

2011 does seem to have been the year of The Internet vs The Asshats. And the Asshats losing almost every game.

Why, this very moment, I believe GoDaddy are still losing.

w00t.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

>The Internet vs The Asshats. And the Asshats losing almost every game.

How does one tell the difference?

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

Good call.

The Internet: The general public online, who tend to lurk, or at least bitch amongst themselves in relative privacy of their own small corners, be they asshats or just a bit annoying.

The Asshats: The professional, true asshats.