PROTIP

If you're carrying an A2 piece of foamcore paper through the rain with some difficulty, and your bag can comfortably fit an A3-sized object, which is about half the size, then it's a good idea to realize you could've just cut the foamcore in half before you're halfway to your destination.

>Open TvTropes Fanfic Recs page for "Firefly"

>click on a highly-recommended story
>click on first chapter
>realize that there is a complete absence of any commas
>close tab

Mothers, don't let your sons grow up to be sons of English teachers.