An unsigned review of "burd".

http://www.fanfiction.net/r/6007882/

Nicely done Se7en/Paltrow reference there.

Well, I did make a Se7en reference,

What's in the box, Pepper, what's in the box?" Tony said in his worst Brad Pitt impression, and Pepper hid a smile.

and I saw the movie, but I don't recall what it has to do with Paltrow—

IMDb - Full Cast and Crew for Se7en (1995)

Brad Pitt ... Detective David Mills
Morgan Freeman ... Detective Lt. William Somerset
Gwyneth Paltrow ... Tracy Mills

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Oh.

Oh wow.

Woman allegedly fired because she was too hot (links may be NSFW)

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/06/03/is-this-woman-too-hot-to-work-in-a-bank/

"She should not wear classic high-heeled business shoes, as this purportedly drew attention to her body in a manner that was upsetting to her easily distracted male managers," Lorenzana's lawsuit stated.

I'm not sure whether this is more insulting to men or women.

http://jezebel.com/5554819/fired-banker-shows-inappropriate-work-attire
http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-06-01/news/is-this-woman-too-hot-to-work-in-a-bank/

This was my morning.

1. Wake up.
2. Shower.
3. Get dressed.
4. Make Oatmeal
5. Go outside.
6. Bury puppy Mum told me about.
   • Parts of it
     • The head and one paw, specifically.
7. Go to work.
8. Get call from Mum asking me why I didn't bury the headless puppy on the back porch
9. Inform her that I buried the one by the power meter.
10. Silence on the line as the horror sinks in.