This was my morning.

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1. Wake up.
2. Shower.
3. Get dressed.
4. Make Oatmeal
5. Go outside.
6. Bury puppy Mum told me about.
   • Parts of it
     • The head and one paw, specifically.
7. Go to work.
8. Get call from Mum asking me why I didn't bury the headless puppy on the back porch
9. Inform her that I buried the one by the power meter.
10. Silence on the line as the horror sinks in.