"Black Dogs Book 1" By Ursula Vernon

Me (at the ending): Wait, it's over? No! NOOOOOOO!!!

I also corrected some trolling someone did to the TVTropes page. Good trolling too. If the "recent edits" page wasn't entirely blank, and the fact that there's no second book for some of the events described to have occurred in, I might have fallen for it.

Dakota Fanning and Kirsten Stewart as the Runaways (NSFW?)

Skinny little Dakota. She grew up. She—whoa, she really did grow up. Seems like just yesterday she was being ripped from the bosom of Sean Penn*.

*If I were one of those "edgy" blogs, I'd be making a "full-retard" joke here. But this is a classy operation.

Trident Layers commercial

Doesn't anyone find the mailman's stare creepy?

My sister is magical

She claims to have the power to watch a television from three rooms away, after leaving the actual room with the television in it for fifteen minutes.

It's not climbing walls or flying, but an impressive ability nonetheless.