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Nyan Cat: The Ripoff Game!
Dec. 17th, 2011 12:50 amGet More: GameTrailers.com, Cat Dash - Debut Trailer, PC Games, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
So let me get this straight; there's a weapon that is powered by pure imagination. Anything the wielder thinks up, it can be. And you're putting it within the limited, constricted boundaries of a video game.
Good luck!
Big Momma's House 3 trailer
Feb. 11th, 2011 06:24 pm
Thank goodness! I don't know I could've gone another year without another entry in the Big Momma's House franchise!
ALTERNATE JOKE;
Clearly, Martin needs to do something to pay the bills while he waits for Bad Boys 3.
"Blackshot" Intro cinematic trailer
Aug. 30th, 2010 11:53 pm
I like how the female uniform for whatever army these guys are in apparently specifies tube-tops and ridiculous belt-things. I'll bet the dress uniform involves TINY MINISKIRTS!!!1
Skinny little Dakota. She grew up. She—whoa, she really did grow up. Seems like just yesterday she was being ripped from the bosom of Sean Penn*.
*If I were one of those "edgy" blogs, I'd be making a "full-retard" joke here. But this is a classy operation.
Our Family Wedding
You kinda feel sorry for Forrest Whitaker. Three years ago, he won an Oscar. Now he's starring in movies opposite Carlos Mencia.
Valentine's Day
The marketing indicates this movie is composed entirely of "Hey, It's That Guy!" so much so, in fact, that they apparently ran out of money for any actual quality.
Alice in Wonderland Official Trailer
Feb. 12th, 2010 10:43 pm[Error: unknown template video]
I imagine Tim Burton is sitting in a darkened room somewhere going "C'mon, fangirls! Find him hot now! *maniacal laughter* I dare ya! I double-dare ya!"
I imagine Tim Burton is sitting in a darkened room somewhere going "C'mon, fangirls! Find him hot now! *maniacal laughter* I dare ya! I double-dare ya!"
