Scenario: This morning

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Jonn: (puts egg on, goes to use computer)
Several minutes: (pass)
Jonn: The egg's done!
Egg: (is not done)
Jonn: Argh I do not have time to fix it.
Daddy: Just boil it some more.
Jonn: No time.
Daddy: Just microwave it.
Jonn: No time I have to bathe argh.
Jonn: (bathes)
Daddy: I microwaved that egg.
Jonn: Yay.
Jonn: (tries to eat egg)
Jonn: I'm fairly certain eggs aren't supposed to crunch.
Daddy: That's just the way the microwave does it!
Jonn: (lifts up egg)
Jonn: There is eggshell.
Daddy: If you don't want it, then leave it on the counter.
Jonn: Thank you for trying, anyway.