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mcityFlashback. Something involving a dwarf porno maker, played by the little person Hollywood uses who's not Verne Troyer. In one shot, a woman is visible as a blur behind him. Corset, hose, garter, 80s hair.
Cut to NCIS main floor. Gibbs asks someone at a desk to stand up and come with him. They stand and it's![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
clairekcomics. In the same outfit the blurry woman was wearing from the flashback (something like this, but with curly 80s hair). And he's, like, eight feet tall. Gibbs doesn't seem to notice.
Cut to shadowy basement construction-y room. Gibbs steps into a dark room. "Claire" stops at the doorway. Behind them, Abby steps out of doorway, realizes Claire is going to knock Gibbs out, and picks up a convenient length of dirty pipe. She then discards it, on the grounds that not even a transvestite deserves to be knocked out like that.
Stepping into the room she just came out of, she reaches for a wrench which, along with several others, is being used to clamp electrical wire to some metal. Abby realizes that she can't move the wrench without disrupting the electricity traveling through the wires. Cut to an hour later, when Abby has finally liberated a wrench. Notices the entire wall on her side of the room Gibbs is in is covered a few feet thick in explosive. Steps back to find Gibbs under some sort of day-glo orange cherry-picker thing with a tarp on it. He's faking being knocked out, and Abby rescues him.
Cut to a park. Abby is sitting on top of a park table, her feet on the seat. McGee is facing the same direction, on the seat. A grey-haired general comes up and says something about "Mars one" and "Mars two". Close-up of his hair; a few faint sparkles are visible near the front. McGee whispers "I did that" to Ziva, who stifles a giggle. General says they'll be seeing a lot of him. I wake up and figure I have to put this on my Livejournal.
Cut to NCIS main floor. Gibbs asks someone at a desk to stand up and come with him. They stand and it's
clairekcomics. In the same outfit the blurry woman was wearing from the flashback (something like this, but with curly 80s hair). And he's, like, eight feet tall. Gibbs doesn't seem to notice. Cut to shadowy basement construction-y room. Gibbs steps into a dark room. "Claire" stops at the doorway. Behind them, Abby steps out of doorway, realizes Claire is going to knock Gibbs out, and picks up a convenient length of dirty pipe. She then discards it, on the grounds that not even a transvestite deserves to be knocked out like that.
Stepping into the room she just came out of, she reaches for a wrench which, along with several others, is being used to clamp electrical wire to some metal. Abby realizes that she can't move the wrench without disrupting the electricity traveling through the wires. Cut to an hour later, when Abby has finally liberated a wrench. Notices the entire wall on her side of the room Gibbs is in is covered a few feet thick in explosive. Steps back to find Gibbs under some sort of day-glo orange cherry-picker thing with a tarp on it. He's faking being knocked out, and Abby rescues him.
Cut to a park. Abby is sitting on top of a park table, her feet on the seat. McGee is facing the same direction, on the seat. A grey-haired general comes up and says something about "Mars one" and "Mars two". Close-up of his hair; a few faint sparkles are visible near the front. McGee whispers "I did that" to Ziva, who stifles a giggle. General says they'll be seeing a lot of him. I wake up and figure I have to put this on my Livejournal.
That "transvestite" comment by Abby disturbs me.I know. It's totally out of character.
That's not what I-What's more, she was dressed and built like Kate. Like someone had put Abby's head on Kate's body.
What?And why would someone get away with dressing so skimpily in the NCIS office? Tony got smacked down when he took his shirt off for five minutes.
I-While the story presented is mildly amusing, I'm going to have to declare it entirely OOC. Sorry subconscious. And by the way, what was up with that pipe thing? The frick was that?
