I'm confused.

[mcity]

No, not because of the video. It's just that Mr. Murphy is totally wrecking my DragDar. He looks like a moderately attractive girl at first, then you realize it's a dude. Then he dresses in a suit, and it looks like a girl in drag. But you know it's a dude, who happens to look like a girl in drag. But he's wearing eyeshadow. And so on and so forth until you're curled in a corner clutching a fifth of gin.

Hypothetically.