And that's why Mike Rowe is awesome.

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Hotels are saving millions of dollars by guilting their customers into forgoing fresh towels and linens in the name of environmental responsibility. Those same hotels are happy to sell me a bottle of water for $5—a plastic bottle, no less!

-From the Men's Health interview with Mike Rowe. Conducted by Mike Rowe.

Incidentally, the same magazine has an article mentioning a new feature of Soul Calibur IV: the ability to knock off bits of your opponents armour*. The illustration is official art of Sophita with the caption "Wait'll you see her parry your thrust!"

Yes, that's right. A popular, respected men's magazine can't think up a caption better than one I'd find on Kotaku. Weep.

*I'm not sure what armour, exactly(NSFW).