when I get through this all, I’ll treat you well

[mcity]

I can be silent no longer.

Over the past few weeks, something has caught my attention, a great injustice, a great wrong. I have ignored it, oh yes, I have ignored it for far too long, watching as it takes hold of the hearts and minds of the Western public.

It's a song. One song.

This song? Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl"?

It's not very good.

What?

I mean it. The music is generic, Ms. Perry has terrible range, a deaf guy could pick out the autotuning, there's enough cheesecake for a standard rap video, and don't get me started on the lyrics. "It felt so wrong/it felt so right"? I've heard better lines on fricking MySpace. I don't understand why anyone would like this.

But Jonathan, you're a Christian, and you've volunteered Your Thoughts on Alternative Sexuality a lot recently. So, what about the references to sexual experimentation?

The wha?

Comments

[unicorn-magic.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking I should be very glad I've never heard this song :{

[mcity.livejournal.com]

Like I said, it's aggressively mediocre. I think someone decided to make a "meh" song, and then realized it needed a gimmick, so they added lesbians.

It's like stagegay, but with girls.