I own three hats.

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One insulated watch cap, one knit watch cap, and one baseball cap.

I can only find the baseball cap.

This week, temperatures have dropped below freezing for the first time this winter.

Very funny, God.

EDIT:
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Find your Knit Cap seconds after you make a post about not being able to find your Knit Cap.

seriously the room is the size of a shoebox

it's not big enough to lose your mind

and I've tried