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I would really like to know if it is possible to cram any more stereotypically 90s scholkyness into one image. They're not wearing enough pouches, for one thing, though the straps around their thighs that are attached to and held up by nothing are a nice touch. The following page only gets more ridiculous and NSFW; a vampire bursts through the window of a bathroom where a Hot Nun™ has apparently just stepped out of the shower. She also seems to have two crosses, but since I'm not Catholic, I'll assume one is a rosary. What does puzzle me is the text's reference to how her curves are noticed by local boys when they hit her with a Super Soaker. Habits are generally made of draping black cotton, which wouldn't really make her curves noticeable wet or dry, unless it's one of those tissue-paper habits I've been hearing so much about.

What follows is gratuitous violence, gratuitous clothing, gratuitous religious references, and gratuitous police officers. Also, Vampires seem to strip naked when converted(except for hair decorations and earrings, of course), and the cops are forbidden to tell anyone about them. Also, if someone commits suicide, the blood apparently spatters toward the hand with the gun, not away. Seriously, which way is that body supposed to be facing? There seems to be an awful lot of the head intact.

I'd post a few bits on Scans_Daily, except for the part where I am worried it might kill someone with sheer indignation.

And now, to counterbalance the fail, a bacon scarf.


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I'm not sure if it'll unsex me to say so, but those are a nice pair of dresses.