>find news about woman deploying "military grade chemical weapons"* at a Black Friday sale

Apparently, she wanted the deals enough to use pepper spray.

Then I check the comments, and I find lots of Europeans wagging their heads about how "consumerist" and materialistic those stupid Americans are.

Because all Americans are totally united about this, and the one woman at the one store represents absolutely everyone in the entire country.

( controversial footnote, maybe )

>search for a random creepy phrase

>check Google Image Search
>get about a dozen porno tumblrs

WHY.jpg

I've heard.

I've heard that one way to have confidence in social situations is to imagine the people you're talking to in their underwear.

I've also heard that you can imagine how, if needed, you would kill any given person in the room.

No one has ever recommended combining the two.