I can be silent no longer.
Over the past few weeks, something has caught my attention, a great injustice, a great wrong. I have ignored it, oh yes, I have ignored it for far too long, watching as it takes hold of the hearts and minds of the Western public.
It's a song. One song.
This song? Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl"?
It's not very good.
I mean it. The music is generic, Ms. Perry has terrible range, a deaf guy could pick out the autotuning, there's enough cheesecake for a standard rap video, and don't get me started on the lyrics. "It felt so wrong/it felt so right"? I've heard better lines on fricking MySpace. I don't understand why anyone would like this.
The wha?
Over the past few weeks, something has caught my attention, a great injustice, a great wrong. I have ignored it, oh yes, I have ignored it for far too long, watching as it takes hold of the hearts and minds of the Western public.
It's a song. One song.
This song? Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl"?
It's not very good.
What?
I mean it. The music is generic, Ms. Perry has terrible range, a deaf guy could pick out the autotuning, there's enough cheesecake for a standard rap video, and don't get me started on the lyrics. "It felt so wrong/it felt so right"? I've heard better lines on fricking MySpace. I don't understand why anyone would like this.
But Jonathan, you're a Christian, and you've volunteered Your Thoughts on Alternative Sexuality a lot recently. So, what about the references to sexual experimentation?
The wha?