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"Ask your doctor if Happypills are right for you." This commercial actually does tell you what the pill is for, and then spends the rest of the commercial breaking the bad news gently: "If you have seasonal allergies, Mxyzptlkacine may be right for you. Side effects of Mxyzptlkacine are uncommon, and include headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, stomach pain, acid reflux, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, lycanthropy, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, vampirism, gender impermanence, sugar high, death, more vomiting, fallen armpits, Twonk's Disease, a desire to add increasingly more ridiculous symptoms to a list on a memetic website, poor spelling, and five meta-points."

Oh TVTropes.

In which Barack Obama rides a Unicorn.

And to think, just the other day it occurred to me that JibJab hadn't done anything for this election yet. And then I go home that night and it's announced on the news. I'm serious.