"shock and awe and amaze me"

[mcity]

The Student Handbook says that for safety reasons, I should keep my door closed and locked at all times.

Articles online about how to make friends say that I should leave my door open a lot.

I think I'll choose potential friends over a risk of a thief.* Everyone knows college students are a low risk for theft.

_{*I'll just leave the door open randomly, is all. That'll confuse the marauders.}