Rut roh, ryleh!

[mcity]

The Doom that came to the Mystery Machine

My name is Daphne Pickman. Perhaps you've seen some of the
fictionalized versions of our adventures. Don't believe them. The truth
is far more horrible. Yes, we have exposed a fair number of frauds, but
there were cases we covered up. We had to. The feeble minds of the
masses, laden in sitcom tripe, could not bear the lonely burdens we have
borne. Perhaps some day, I'll write down how we battled the band �God's
Lost Children' or how we proved that Rush Limbaugh was a Deep One, his
show an elaborate rite for unleashing Cthulhu upon the world. I laughed
for relief when we successfully turned a shoggoth loose during one of his
broadcasts and it ate him, then choked to death in the process.