Marmaduke movie apparently made for no one at all

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http://io9.com/5561646/marmaduke-is-the-biggest-f-you-to-modernity-ive-ever-seen

And yet, Marmaduke was absolutely tanking. $11 million last weekend? That couldn't be right. This required further investigation.

I'm going to spare you a synopsis of the film — all you need to know is that the guy from Pushing Daisies, Kitty from Arrested Development, and William H. Macy (who appears to be perpetually on the verge of tears) yell at Marmaduke a lot. Also, Marmaduke surfs. Really, that's all there is to it.