Dear website;

These daily "random" picture collections seems to have an awful lot of hot women partially exposing intimate parts of their anatomy included in them, some directed specifically at your website. Much more than the statistical mean, in fact. I suspect you deliberately included them to increase your popularity!

On to you,
Jonathan  

I just found a tumblr with no "next page" button.

"Want to see anything besides my front page? Well, screw you, use the archive link!"