"The aristocrats!"

Black and white GIF as a background.

Dark text directly on that background.

Images and permalink boxes that actually become semi-transparent on mouseover.

Light text on dark boxes with a glow effect applied to it.

All text is a small size and ugly font.

It's nice to see Tumblr is enabling an entire new generation of bad web designers who would once have to make do with just FrontPage.

CONFESSION

When no one's around, I lick the plate.

PROTIP:

Pasta salad, like revenge, is best served cold.