Fiat Abarth "Seduction"

1. The Translation.
2. This thread.
2b. This post, highlighting that thread.

Ferrari would be a super hot chick who just stands in the center of the room and whenever anyone touches her she lights their pants on fire.

Alfa would be an incredibly beautiful woman who looks amazing and then she takes a step forward and her legs fall off.

Ford would be a good looking girl, seemingly well balanced but she cant use her phone properly so you give her a bad rating

Chevy would be girl who used to be overweight, droll and just not nice. Now shes ok.

Dear people complaining about MLP: "The Mysterious Mare Do Well"

( spoilers! )

-J

>sit down to write a short story about Occupy

>that was yesterday
>story is now three pages long
>I've had to reformat the entire story

SCUMBAG MUSE

>check google maps route to theatre

>recall last winter when I was wandering around Astley Bridge in the dead of night
>carefully check route
>find one to theatre that sticks almost entirely to main roads, and doesn't make me walk down an obscure back road in freezing weather
>>it does, in fact, stick mostly to Blackburn Rd., like I mentioned in that post
>>it's basically the exact same route I took home
>Google calculates 2 minutes and roughly 0.1 miles difference from the one it gave me last winter

And kids, that's how your Uncle Jonathan learned that while Google Maps may have the best intentions, it doesn't have the best execution.