"Maybe it's got nothing to do with me"

What are the odds that my cyst would partially pop (aside: OW.) on the very day I plan to go see my doctor about it?

About one in 365.

Yes, thank you, Rhetorical Device.

You think you have it bad?

They already started the Christmas promotions at my local Sainsbury's.

Speaking of which, let's segue into the Modern Warfare 3 launch standee.





Yes, that 3 is upside down. Let's segue into the petrol station outside.



To be fair, the name don't give you much to work with. Let's segue into the flat's bathroom.



Let's segue into the end of this post.