Amazing how much trouble some paper can cause.

http://www.samedayprocess.com/stories/the-most-difficult/

Late one night I noticed that they weren’t home so I parked my car about five houses down from his and sat low in the seat to avoid being seen when they returned. A short while later I saw them turn the corner; she was driving and he was in the passenger seat. They slowly approached their house, but then passed it and continued down the street toward my car, which they had never seen before. By the time they were alongside me, I was laying down on the seat. They then sped up and went around the block. One minute later, she came around the corner again but he wasn’t in the car. In the moonlight, I could see between the houses and noticed a shadowy figure leaping a fence and running toward their house. She had dropped him off on the other side of their block and he was cutting through the neighbor’s back yard to get home. I was really getting upset with this fellow’s shenanigans.

X-Men: First Class/Super 8/Transformers 3

First Class
See it if you like superpowered bromance and sideburns.

Super 8
See it if you like lens flares, Spielberg circa 1982, and/or have a childlike sense of wonder and optimism.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon
See it if you like explosions and giant robots and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's butt.

I'm not joking. That is literally her first shot in the film. Carly's a fairly decent character overall, but cripes, Bay, there are better ways to make up for The inadvertently racist-seeming Twins. The plot turned out more complex and mature than I expected from a Bay film (explosions, giant robots, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's boobs), so...that's a plus. And the climax was forty minutes. Again, not joking. The entire third act is the climax.