Oh, flickr. (NSFW)

I really, really hate how I look for something innocent on the Internet, and I stumble headfirst into weird, slightly creepy porn.

What were you searching for?

Japanese schoolgirls.

...

But innocently.

Why?

I wanted to see how short their skirts were.

...

No, not like that! I've mentioned earlier that schoolgirl skirts are shorter here than I thought they'd be. I wanted to compare it to Japan.

And?

They are quite often above the knee.

So you searched because...

Hemlines at my school were below the knee.

You must be the only person on the Internet who searches "japanese schoolgirls" out of curiousity caused by nostalgia.

there once was a girl and a boy

There oncewas a girl
  (whose name began with H)
and

there wasonce a boy
  (whose name began with A)
  (whose name began with G)

and (later)

there was me.