Dec. 1st, 2010

mcity: (Beyond Good and Evil 2)
  1. Put a potato on the boil.
  2. Peel and cut slices off an onion, using the "hold under running water" trick you recall from over a decade ago.
  3. Ineptly Julienne up the two chicken drumsticks you got from Sains' the day before.
  4. Combine ineptly Julienned drumsticks w/onions. Heat in greased pan.
  5. Using advice from Mum, add ketchup. Forget to turn down the heat.
  6. Turn away for just a frakking second.
  7. Turn back to find ketchup in pan burning. Which is kind of the idea, since you wanted it to caramelize somewhat.
  8. Dump chicken in bowl.
  9. Dump pan in sink.
  10. Add partial Laughing Cow wedge to chicken.
  11. Mix ineffectually for several minutes, then put whole thing in microwave for safekeeping.
  12. Read "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo".
  13. Check to see if potatoes are done.
  14. Remove potatoes from saucepan. Dice ineptly.
  15. Add butter and slice of sliced cheese. Fail to stir.
  16. Remove chicken from microwave.
  17. Realize chicken is now cold. Refrain from heating in possibly-broken microwave.
  18. Dump the whole mess in a pot, add water. Heat and reduce.
  19. Dump into bowl.
  20. Profit.
There were still some bones in the chicken bits, and the potatoes were a bit undercooked, but for a misbegotten souplike concoction, it was actually quite good.

Manticore!

Dec. 1st, 2010 04:26 pm
mcity: (amazing)

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