Dear whoever designed the UK Visa online application system.

I hate you.

Your stupid system emails me and tells me to book a biometrics appointment. I was under the impression that I already had, only to find that the biometrics appointment is separate from the Visa appointment I made($313.00), and requires a separate payment of $100.00. Since it's my future on the line, I rush to pay it, only to find that the website isn't displaying or letting me select an appointment for tomorrow.

Or ever.

It is like you are actively trying to discourage and confuse people seeking a visa.

Sincerely,
Jonathan

PS: The next slot, as far as I knew, was tomorrow. My intl. advisor at the school is in Britain. I couldn't get in touch with them in time even if I wanted to. I'm still going to head down there, just to see.

Dear SeriousFic,

Remember how you said that Rizzoli and Isles would be incredibly femslashy?

In the first episode, Rizzoli is worried about the serial killer who's after her, so she heads over to Isles' house. Isles gives her some champagne, smiling, and shows Riz to her bedroom. Then she steps out for a few minutes, asking Riz not to look at he getting her package. Riz peeks, and when Isles gets back, is non-chalantly lying on her friend's bed.

Isles lays down next to her, still smiling, and says something I can't recall. Riz asks if that means X or if Isles is saying she's attracted to her.

Then I laugh so hard at the whole thing that I have to lean on the stove.

-Sincerely,
Jonathan

_{PS: I thought of this, from the ads, as Bones except with two women. That would be an understatement.}