On Action Button Dot Net.

5. The back of the box negligently does not caution the player about several dangerous factors regarding the game experience. We will tell you that if you are male, you might want to prepare an icepack to place on your crotch before pressing the Start Button, or risk puncturing your expensive high-definition television.-Action Button Dot Net - Gears of War 2 review

Glad we got that out of the way.

Action Button Dot Net is a game punditry website. My local TV station, ZNS Bahamas, once stated that their job was to "Inform, Educate, and Entertain". Even when AB is very, very wrong, they tend to accomplish at least two out of the three.

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Bottom line; don't read them for their reviews, read them because they're frikkin' hilarious.