Confession

I believe in Satan, an intelligent, malevolent being who wants to bring about the destruction of humanity.

Which is why I spent the first fifteen minutes* of this morning's church service with the word cunting bouncing through my head.

*The sermon had the Lady Gaga informing me, repeatedly, that I couldn't read her Poker Face. Just the song, not the video, or I might not have been able to focus on spiritual matters at all.

Achtung, all TVTropes users.

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