servin' it up, Gary's way

Breakfast. It's impossible to have a bad breakfast. It can't be done, because oftentimes bacon is prominently involved. It's the meal most likely to involve a shitload of sugar. It's the three of the established meals that is closest to actual candy. And you know what's best for breakfast? Eggs Benedict. Oh my God I want some right now. Breakfast is the only meal you can serve at any time of the day and no one's going to get angry at you. Try to serve someone dinner at 9 AM. They'll ask you where breakfast is. Breakfast is the most awesome meal of the day.

THIS.