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Bouncer says that he put a drunk woman in a chokehold after she bit him, which was after they gave her several chances to go away.
People criticize him for using unnecessary force, and say he got his job just because he likes to get in fights with people, and that he should be able to control a tiny woman since he's such a big guy.
He says his co-worker was wearing gloves when he tried to dump a champagne bucket of ice water on a drunk female patron, and this led to the bucket slipping out of his hands and hitting the woman.
People say that the bouncer likes to throw buckets at women.
He says he has his job because he likes to meet and sleep with women women, and he usually deals with dozens of of women a night.
People criticize him for using his position to dominate women and repeatedly call him a rapist because he sleeps with drunk women, which he never said he does.
He says that a big fight started up while he was patting people down for a big event, which resulted in him getting stabbed.
One guy says he beat up the kid who was only acting in "self-defense" when he stabbed the bouncer.
Not even the other critics want to back him up.
Bouncer says that he put a drunk woman in a chokehold after she bit him, which was after they gave her several chances to go away.
People criticize him for using unnecessary force, and say he got his job just because he likes to get in fights with people, and that he should be able to control a tiny woman since he's such a big guy.
He says his co-worker was wearing gloves when he tried to dump a champagne bucket of ice water on a drunk female patron, and this led to the bucket slipping out of his hands and hitting the woman.
People say that the bouncer likes to throw buckets at women.
He says he has his job because he likes to meet and sleep with women women, and he usually deals with dozens of of women a night.
People criticize him for using his position to dominate women and repeatedly call him a rapist because he sleeps with drunk women, which he never said he does.
He says that a big fight started up while he was patting people down for a big event, which resulted in him getting stabbed.
One guy says he beat up the kid who was only acting in "self-defense" when he stabbed the bouncer.
Not even the other critics want to back him up.