My pastor, everybody! Let's give him a big hand!
"I went to a teetotaller church, meaning that we didn't have glass doors on our liquor cabinets."
"I grew up in a Scottish church. 'Your body is a temple!' we'd say, as we deep-fried everything."
"I grew up in a Scottish church. 'Your body is a temple!' we'd say, as we deep-fried everything."