"Pixels" by one more productions

This is unexpectedly terrifying. Imagine being in that sub as Pac-Man approaches, knowing he's coming for your train, but you can't do anything about it. Imagine being on the platform, on the stairs, as the entrance vanishes. Imagine.

I had a dream last night that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis were making out.

That wouldn't have been so bad, despite their divorce ten years ago, except that Betty White had slipped them a mickey. And Bruce had four eyes. And Demi looked like a female Adam Lambert with a white stripe through her hair* and had four breasts and a metallic scorpion tail.

Strangely enough, it took me several hours to get back to sleep.

*Not necessarily a bad thing.

PROTIP

You've all heard of using salt to put out a grease fire, but dishwashing soap works as well.

Or so I heard.