"I'm painfully logical"

So I open up my tube of depilatory to slather on my face to help with the ingrown hairs. In the month...or two...since I've used it, the cream has solidified.

I take off the nozzle and clean out what I can, but the hole, a little larger than a pinhead, is filled with a plug of gunk.* This is the point where ordinary mortals would find a pin or something.

Without even thinking about it, I fill the nozzle with water and hit it with the palm of my hand. The hydraulic pressure forces the plug out, I screw the nozzle on, and slather away.

PHYSICS, Y'ALL.

_{*I don't know how an off-white cream dries orange. And I'm not sure I want to.}

"and I'm in deep, yes I am"

Good news, everyone! Remember FATAL, the worst RPG ever?

Well, someone actually tried to use it to make a character! Here's the archived 4chan thread! They're following 4chan's usual standards of decency and decorum, so do be careful!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to visit Cute Overload to clear my brain.