I had a dream last night that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis were making out.

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That wouldn't have been so bad, despite their divorce ten years ago, except that Betty White had slipped them a mickey. And Bruce had four eyes. And Demi looked like a female Adam Lambert with a white stripe through her hair* and had four breasts and a metallic scorpion tail.

Strangely enough, it took me several hours to get back to sleep.

*Not necessarily a bad thing.